She's My Pony
sung to "She's a Lady" by Tom Jones
original song written by Paul Anka
I got her from Ebay
Came in my mail today, she was right there
No flaws I can detect
Her condition is perfect, even her hair
She's my pony
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's my pony
Talkin' about My Little Pony
And that Pony is mine
The minute she got in
I really did begin start to playin'
My friends say that she's cute
Yeah she really is a beaut
Hear what I'm sayin'
She's my pony
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's my pony
Talkin' about My Little Pony
And that Pony is mine
I got her for a darn good price, and I got it made
Never really looks a mess, though she has been played
She has such long silky hair that I brush and braid
She is in my home with me, and that is where she'll stay
Hey, hey, hey
When I find one in the mail
With a silky mane and tail, it makes my day
Yeah, she's a pretty girl
And she'll brighten up my world, with me she'll stay
She's my pony
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's my pony
Talkin' about My Little Pony
And that Pony is mine
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She's my pony
Whoa whoa whoa, she's my pony
Listen to me people, she's my pony
Yeah yeah yeah yeah she's my pony
Whoa whoa whoa, she's my pony
Talking about My Little Pony
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
she's my pony
Yeah yeah yeah
Whoa oh oh she's my pony