AUTHOR'S NOTE: The follow up to my MLP Christmas script. This is in script format, and probably just as zany. Perhaps even zanier since this is a collaboration between me and my sister, Heather! Bits in this include songs from "Sesame Street," various Muppet programs, the movie "Snoopy Come Home," some sketches from "Animaniacs," and a couple of pop songs. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!
(The Baby Bonnet School of Dance. A bunch of ponies and little woodland creatures gather to see the latest show. Firefly appears on the stage)
Firefly: Welcome, Ponies and Friends to our first annual Ponyland Follies! (ponies and friends cheer, and the ones with the proper appendages applaud) Thank you. First on our program is Moondancer!
(Firefly walks off stage, and Moondancer walks on. Audience claps and cheers. Moondancer takes a bow, and begins to sing)
Moondancer: By the light
Of the silvery moon
I want to spoon
With my honey I'll croon
Love's tune
Honeymoon
Keep on smiling in June
Your love's sweet beams
Will bring love dreams
We'll be cuddling soon
By the silvery moon!
(begins dancing to an instrumental interlude. Doesn't even notice Surprise flying in on stage. She looks at the audience and gives them a wink, just as Moondancer starts singing again)
Moondancer: By the light
Surprise: Not the darkness but the light
Moondancer: Of the silvery moon
Surprise: Not the sun but the moon
Moondancer: I want to spoon
Surprise: Not to knife, but to spoon
Moondancer: With my honey I'll croon
Love's tune
Honeymoon
Surprise: Not the sun but the moon
Moondancer: Keep on smiling in June
Surprise: Not July but June!
Moondancer: Your love's sweet beams
Will bring love dreams
We'll be cuddling soon
Surprise: La, la, la, la!
Moondancer: By the silvery moon! (audience claps, both Moondancer and Surprise take a bow, but Moondancer turns towards Surprise, mad as a hornet) SURPRISE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Surprise: Don't you think that was a great surprise?
Moondancer: Why I oughta . . . . . (both start shouting at once as Moondancer chases Surprise off the stage. Firefly soon walks back on.)
Firefly: Uh, thank you Moondancer . . . and Surprise. (Clears throat) Yeah, uh, next on our program is a scene from Hamlet, presented by Wind Whistler. (Wind Whistler walks on the stage in a refined manner. Bubbles follows her out.) Translated for those of you who, like Wind Whistler, have no idea what she's saying. (Wind Whistler shoots Firefly a dirty look while Bubbles stifles laughter. She then turns to a skull lying on the ground.)
Wind Whistler: Alas, poor Yorik.
Bubbles: Whoa! Check out the skull!
Wind Whistler: I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest and most excellent fancy.
Bubbles: He was funny.
Wind Whistler: He hath bore me on his back a thousand times.
Bubbles: He gave me piggy back rides.
Wind Whistler: And now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it
Bubbles: I'm now going to hurl. (Grimaces) Bleah! (Wind Whistler then kisses the skull, which makes Bubbles look a bit uncomfortable.)
Wind Whistler: Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.
Bubbles: We kissed a lot. Not!
Wind Whistler: Where be your gibes now, your gambles, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Bubbles: How come you're not funny now?
Wind Whistler: No one now to mock your own jeering? Quite chop-fallen? (bottom jaw of skull falls to the stage floor)
Bubbles: Nobody's laughing now (Pulls out the bottom part of the skull from the floor) and by the way, your lower jaw's missing.
Wind Whistler: (Pushing skull away from the stage.) Now get thee to my lady's chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come. Make her laugh at that.
Bubbles: Go find Truly and tell her, no matter how pretty she is, she's still gonna croak and end up looking like you . . . and see how many yuks she gets!
Wind Whistler: (Walking over to Firefly, who came back on stage.) Prithee Horatio, tell me one thing.
Firefly: (Looks behind Bubbles, and gets a somewhat panicked look on her face.) Truly's coming.
Bubbles: What? (Turns around, and sees a steaming mad Truly standing right behind her. She gives her a sheepish look, and laughs nervously.) Hi, Truly.
Truly: (Chasing Bubbles off stage, with him running pretty darn quick.) Bubbles! You come back here this instant!
Bubbles: Now, Truly, can't you take a joke!
Truly: I'll teach you how to take a joke! (Both are soon off stage. Firefly continues her hosting, looking a bit nervous at the outcome.)
Firefly: Now . . . (Stops as she hears a loud BANG from off
stage.)
Bubbles V.O.: Ow! (Truly then comes out with her nose stuck up in the air. Bubbles follows.)
Bubbles: Remind me never to get on her bad side again. (Winces while following the path off stage Truly took.)
Firefly: Anyway, now we have Masquerade
and Gingerbread. To best buddies with a
best buddy type song. Take it away, gals.
Masquerade: Wherever we go
Whatever we do
We're gonna go through it together
Gingerbread: We may not go far
But sure as a star
We're gonna go through it together
Masquerade: Wherever I go, I know she goes
Gingerbread: Wherever I go, I know she goes
Both: No fits
No fights
No feuds
And no egos
Amigos
Together
Masquerade: Through thick or through thin
Gingerbread: All out or all in
Both: And whether it's win place or show
Masquerade: With you for me
Gingerbread: And me for you
Both: We'll muddle through whatever we do
Together
Wherever we go
(Masquerade and Gingerbread do a small dance number during the instrumental interlude)
Gingerbread: Wherever I go, I know she goes
Masquerade: Wherever I go, I know she goes
Both: No fits
No fights
No feuds
And no egos
Amigos
Together
Gingerbread: Through thick or through thin
Masquerade: All out or all in
Both: And whether it's win place or show
Gingerbread: With you for me
Masquerade: And me for you
Both: We'll muddle through whatever we do
Together
Wherever we go
(both take a couple of bows, and walk off stage. Firefly comes back on stage)
Firefly: And now, for something for all you animal lovers. Here are Brandy the Dog, and Twinkles the Cat! Your guess is as good as mine.
(Brandy and Twinkles come out on stage, and began a little routine, to the tune of "The Blue Danube")
Brandy: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff-ruff!
Twinkles: Mew, mew! Mew, mew!
Brandy: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff-ruff!
Twinkles: Mew, mew! Mew, mew!
Brandy: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff-ruff!
Twinkles: Mew, mew! Mew, mew!
Brandy: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff-ruff!
Twinkles: Mew, mew! Mew, mew!
Brandy: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff-ruff!
Twinkles: Mew, mew! Mew, mew!
Brandy: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Twinkles: Mew!
Brandy: Ruff, ruff
Twinkles: Mew!
Brandy: Ruff, ruff
Twinkles: Mew
Brandy: Ruff
Twinkles: Mew
Brandy: Ruff
Twinkles: Mew!
(applause and cheering. Brandy and Twinkles bow and walk off stage)
Firefly: Wasn't that just precious? (throws Twinkles and Brandy an odd look) Anyway, next up, is something really cute. Oh, it's so cute! The baby ponies!
Ember: No matter what life may bring
No matter what I might do
We sure have one special thing
I'm gonna always be loving you
Gonna be a movie star
And I'm gonna learn to drive a car
Gonna be a veterinarian too
And I'm gonna always love you
I'll be the cutest model you ever saw
Then I think I'll study criminal law
And I'm gonna learn to scuba dive too
And I'm gonna always love you
Other Baby Ponies: Mama, Dada, boop-boop sha-wah-wah
Mama, Dada, boop-boop sha-wah-wah
Mama, Dada, boop-boop sha-wah-wah-wah
Wah-wah-wah-ah
Ember: Well I'm gonna be a singer, whoa, whoa, whoa
And I'm gonna learn to fly a plane
I'll be a doctor of diseases, and help you with your sneezes
And practice neurosurgery on your brain
Gonna climb the Matterhorn
But only after all my children are born
?Cause I want to be a good mommy too
And I'm gonna always love you
Other Baby Ponies: Mama, Dada, boop-boop sha-wah-wah
Mama, Dada, boop-boop sha-wah-wah
Mama, Dada, boop-boop sha-wah-wah-wah
Wah-wah-wah-ah
Baby Lofty: She's gonna be a movie star
And she's gonna learn to drive a car
She's gonna be a veterinarian too
Ember: And I'm gonna always love you-ooh
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Baby Half Note: Well she's gonna be a singer, whoa, whoa, whoa
Baby Shady: And she's gonna learn to fly a plane
Baby Glory: She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes
Baby Lickety-Split: And practice neurosurgery on your brain!
Ember: Gonna climb the Matterhorn
But only after all my children are born
?Cause I want to be a good mommy too
And I'm gonna always love yoooooouuuuu
Oooooh-ooooohh-oooohhh-oooh-ooohhh!
Oooohhh-weeee-oooooh-oooohhhh!
Firefly: (As the baby Ponies leave the stage.) Aw, wasn't that precious. And now, up next is Gusty and Fizzy, just movin' right along to California. (A back drop of a highway falls as Firefly leaves, and Gusty and Fizzy come on with Fizzy driving a cardboard car, and Gusty holding a map.)
Gusty: Movin' right along
In search of good time and good news
With good friends you can't lose
Fizzy: This could become a habit
Gusty: Opportunity knocks once
Let's reach out and grab it
Fizzy: Yeah!
Gusty: Together we'll nab it.
Fizzy: We'll hitch hike bus or yellow cab it
Gusty: (Giving Fizzy a confused look) Cab it?
Both: Movin' right along.
Fizzy: Foot loose and fancy free
Gusty: Getting there is half the fun
Come share it with me.
Both: Movin' right along
Gusty: Dug a dun, dug a dun
We'll learn to share the load
Fizzy: (Throwing Gusty's map away)
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road.
Gusty: Moving right along
We've found a life on the highway
Fizzy: And your way is my way
Gusty: So trust my navigation.
Fizzy: California here we come
That pie in the sky land
Gusty: Palm trees and warm sand
Fizzy: Though sadly we just left Rhode Island
Gusty: (Very shocked look on her face) We did WHAT!?
Fizzy: Just forget it. (Back drop changes to a snowy scene with a moose in the background.)
Both: Movin' right along.
Gusty: Dug a dun dug a dun
Hey, LA, where've you gone?
Fizzy: Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan
Both: Movin' right along
Gusty: Dug a dun, dug a dun
You take it, you know best
Fizzy: Hey, I've never seen the sun come
up in the West!?
(Musical interlude as the backdrop goes back to being a highway, but this time with palm trees on the side.)
Gusty: Okay, Fizz, head left until you see a fork in the road.
Fizzy: Fork in the road. Got it. (They soon pass a giant silver fork in the middle of the road.) Uh, Gusty.
Gusty: (Shocked look) I don't believe that!
Both: Movin' right along
Fizzy: We're truly birds of a feather
Both: We're in this together
Gusty: And we know where we're going
Fizzy: Movie stars with flashy cars
And life with the top down
Gusty: We're storming the big town.
(Starts to snow on top of them.)
Fizzy: Yeah, storm is right. Should it be snowing?
Gusty: Uh, no, I don't think so.
Both: Movin' right along
Fizzy: Do I see signs of men?
Gusty: (While passing a Welcome to California sign.) Yeah, welcome on the same post that says come back again.
Both: Movin' right along. (Passing
a replica of the Hollywood sign.)
Fizzy: Nice town.
Gusty: Foot loose and fancy free.
Fizzy: You're ready for the big time
Gusty: Is it ready for me?
Both: Movin' right along
Movin' right along
Movin' right along
Movin' right along
(Song ends as the cardboard car heads off stage past Firefly.)
Firefly: (comes out on stage wearing a tux and carrying a baton)Well, we certainly hope Gusty and Fizzy make it big in Tinsel Town. And now, for the cultural part of our program. Gusty, would you come back here, please?
Gusty: (walking out on stage) What do you need, Firefly?
Firefly: Just stand there. And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Anvil Chorus.
Gusty: The Anvil what?!
(The Anvil Chorus starts, with Firefly conducting it, but anvils are crashing on top of Gusty throughout the whole thing. Gusty moans with pain. Audience applauds when the song is over. Firefly bows, and Gusty crawls off stage)
Firefly: Thank you, Gusty. (Gusty mutters something illegible as she crawls towards the wings. Firefly does the Double Inside Out Loop, and loses her tux) And now, ladies and gentlemen, next up, our own Medley!
Medley: It's not that easy bein'
green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that
It's not easy bein' green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
But green's the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean
Or important like a mountain
Or tall like a tree
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why
But why wonder, why wonder?
I am green and it'll do fine
It's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be
(Firefly soon comes back on stage.)
Firefly: Wasn't that great? And now, Glory with a song we all know and
love.
Glory: We were sailing along
On a moonlight bay
We could hear the voices ringing
They seem to say
You have stolen my heart
Now don't go away
As we sang love's old sweet song on a moonlight bay.
(Once again Surprise enters. She looks towards the audience with a sneaky smile on her face.)
Surprise: (Whispering) It's me again.
Glory: We were sailing along
Surprise: We were sailing along
Glory: On a moonlight bay
Surprise: Not the river but the bay
Glory: We could hear the voices ringing
They seemed to say
Surprise: Not to whisper but to say
Glory: You have stolen my heart
Surprise: Not my liver, but my heart
Glory: Now don't go away
Surprise: Don't you ever go away
Glory: As we sang love's old sweet song on a moonlight bay
Surprise: Not the river but the bay
Glory: (Very peeved look on her face.) SURPRISE!
Surprise: (Sheepish) Gee, look at the time. Well I better be flying off now.
Glory: (Running after Surprise) GET BACK HERE!
Firefly: Hopefully, that'll be the last of those for a while. Okay, up next is Powder, Sparkler, and Twilight with a song about friendship.
Powder: If you're ever in a jam, here I am
Sparkler: If you're ever up a tree, call
on me
Twilight: If you ever feel so happy that you land in jail
I'm your bail
All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
Powder: When other friendships have been forgot
All: Ours will still be hot
Powder: If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
Twilight: What's that spell?
Powder: Sos
Sparkler: If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal
Twilight: If I ever take a boat and get lost at sea
Rescue me
All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it
Sparkler: If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
Twilight: Ding-dong!
Powder: If you ever catch on fire
Send a wire
Twilight: (With a wire in her mouth) All right
Powder: Thanks.
Twilight: If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine
Borrow mine
All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have ceased to gel
Ours will still be swell
Twilight: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
Sparkler: If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
Powder: Hey girls . . .
Twilight: What?
Powder: If you ever find your hungry and need some food
I'm your dude . . . . uhh, dudette
All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go down the drain
Ours will still remain
Sparkler: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind
Twilight: If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt
Powder: If you're ever in a fix and can't get out
Give a shout
All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate
Ours will still be great
Firefly: (walks on stage in her tux, carrying the baton, while the orchestra tunes up) And now, for another cultural part of our program. North Star, I need your assistance.
North Star: What are you doing, Firefly?
Firefly: (ignoring North Star as the Bushwoolies wheel in a large canon) And now, the Eighteen Twelve Overture.
North Star: (looking a bit dismayed) Oh dear.
(Firefly conducts the number, and the canon goes off in North Star's face every time the song reaches the part where it goes BOOM! When it's over, North Star is completely blackened)
Firefly: Thank you, North Star! (North Star trudges off stage, muttering something unintelligible. Firefly shakes off tux) Next up, Sprinkles singing a song about her favorite little friend. And it's not Duck Soup.
Sprinkles: Oh Rubber Ducky, you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you
Boh-boh-boh-de-oh
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend it's true!
Every day when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute and yella and chubby
Rub a dub dubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm happy that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you
Firefly: Wasn't that cute, folks? Now, let's see . . . . . what's next on the program?
4-Speed: How ?bout me, Firefly?
Firefly: Didn't you try to come in and sing (sings) Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
4-Speed: Well, yeah, but I gotta much better song to sing! Please let me sing, Firefly! You didn't let me sing during the last show!
Firefly: Oh, all right. But it better not be anything too corny.
4-Speed: It'll be tasteful, I promise. (clears throat)
Doooooeeeees yoooouuuurrr
Chewing gum lose it's flavor on
the bedpost overnight?
When your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?
Can ya catch it on your tonsils and heave it left and right
Eh-eh!
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed post over night!
Firefly: GET OFF MY STAGE NOW!
4-Speed: Does this mean I can't sing the rest of my song?
Firefly: (head butts him off) OUT NOW! And don't come back with another goofy song! Sheesh! Okay, next up, Peachy, Lemon Drop, and Spike the Dragon.
Peachy: One, two, three, four, five, six seven
Said the Alligator King to his seven sons
Lemon Drop: I'm feelin' mighty down
Whichever of you can cheer me up
Will get to wear my crown
Peachy: The first son brought seven oyster pearls
From the bottom of the China Sea
The second gave him seven statues of girls
With clocks where their stomachs should be
The third son gave him seven rubies
From the sheikdom of Down There Beneath
The king thought the rubies were cherries
And he broke off seven of his teeth
The fourth son tried to cheer him up with seven lemon drops
The king said
Lemon Drop: I'm sorry son, but since that ruby episode
I just haven't got the chops!
Peachy: The fifth son brought the king perfume
In seven fancy silver jars
The king took a whiff and he broke out in spots
?Cause it smelled like cheap cigars
The sixth son gave him seven diamond rings
To wear upon his toes
The king snagged his foot on the royal red rug
And crumpled up his nose
The seventh son of the Alligator King
Was a thoughtful little whelp
He said
Spike: Daddy, appears to me that you could use
A little help!
Peachy: Said the Alligator King to his seventh son
Lemon Drop: My son, you win the crown
You didn't bring me diamonds or rubies but
You helped me up when I was down
Take the crown, it's yours my son
I hope you don't mind the dents
I got it on sale at a discount
store
Cost me all of seven cents!
All: Seven!
Firefly: Wasn't that a nice song. Up next is Bow-Tie and Applejack singing another song about . . . you guessed it, friendship. This seems to be a common theme here.
Bow-Tie: Me and you
A two girl crew
Side by side we're unified
And we won't ever be divided
Win or lose
We go in twos
We're the best of buddies me and you
Applejack: We've got good vibes
Our friendship jives
In our close united status
Who could ever separate us
And what's more
We're in the fore
We're the best of buddies me and you
Bow-Tie: Harmony is where it's at
And where it's at for you is where it's at for me
Applejack: Share and share alike
That's all about
And what it's all about is human livity
Bow-Tie: Me and you
A two girl crew
Applejack: If the going gets too
gruesome
We can make it as a twosome
Lose or win
Bow-Tie: Sink or swim
We're the best of buddies, buddy
Applejack: We're the best of buddies
Both: We're the best of buddies
Me and you
Firefly: Wasn't that a great song? And now another one of Shakespeare's silouquies by Wind Whistler. (Once again, Wind Whistler walks on stage followed by Bubbles.) Translated once again by Bubbles for those of you, like Wind Whistler, have no idea what she's talking about.
Wind Whistler: Hmph! (Bubbles laughs) If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended
Bubbles: If the players in our show made you mad, it'll be okay if you look at it this way.
Wind Whistler: That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
Bubbles: You fell asleep on your butt, and dreamed the whole thing.
Wind Whistler: And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.
Bubbles: There was a hole in the plot you could drive a truck through.
Wind Whistler: Gentles, do not reprehend.
Bubbles: Ladies, don't blame us, you could be watching As the World Turns, or something.
Wind Whistler: If you pardon, we will mend.
Bubbles: But we're sorry, and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.
Wind Whistler: And, as I am an honest Puck.
Bubbles: I'm not touching that one.
Wind Whistler: If we have unearned luck now to scape the serpent's tongue.
Bubbles: What she said.
Wind Whistler: We will make amends ere long.
Bubbles: (Pulling out a rather long hotdog complete with bun, mustard, and relish.) We'll buy you foot long hotdogs
Wind Whistler: Else the Puck a liar call, so goodnight unto you all
Bubbles: (Kissing hoof, and tossing it out) Good night everybody!
Wind Whistler: Give me your hands if we be friends.
Bubbles: Applaud if you like us.
Wind Whistler: And Robin shall restore amends.
Bubbles: (Putting on a Batman cowl.) And the Boy Wonder will save us. (Runs off singing the Batman theme.)
Firefly: Uhhhh, yeah. Lord, what fools these ponies be! Who comes up with these wacky translations anyway? Oh yes! (rushes off stage, and comes back in her tux, and the Bushwoolies begin tuning up in the orchestra pit) And now, another cultural part of the program. Shady, would you mind helping me here?
Shady: What do you need?
Firefly: Just stand there. (turns to the audience) And now, Bizet's "Carmen."
Shady: Huh? ("Carmen" starts, and bulls fall on top of Shady. The "Toreador" part starts, and Shady thinks she gets a reprieve) Whew! I'm glad that's over. (music begins to pick up) Oh no. (more bulls fall as the song finishes)
Firefly: Thank you, Shady.
Shady: (dazed) Anybody get the license number of that milk truck? (staggers off stage)
Firefly: (glances at Shady, and smiles at the audience) Okay, next up, Cotton Candy, with Gingerbread, Sweet Stuff, and Fizzy singing a song that's guaranteed to make you hungry.
Ponies: Candy man
Hey Candy man
Cotton Candy: Who can take a sunrise?
Ponies: Who can take a sunrise
Cotton Candy: Sprinkle it with dew
Ponies: Sprinkle it with dew
Cotton Candy: Cover it in chocolate and
a miracle or two
The candy man
Ponies: The candy man
Cotton Candy: The candy man can
Ponies: The candy man can
Cotton Candy: The candy man can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Ponies: Make the world taste good.
Cotton Candy: Now, who can take a rainbow
Ponies: Who can take a rainbow
Cotton Candy: Wrap it in a sigh
Ponies: Wrap it in a sigh
Cotton Candy: Soak it in the sun and
make a groovy lemon pie
The candy man
Ponies: Candy man
Cotton Candy: The candy man can
Ponies: The candy man can
Cotton Candy: The candy man can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Ponies: Makes the world taste good
CC w/Ponies: The candy man makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Cotton Candy: Talk about your childhood
wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Oh who can take tomorrow
Ponies: Who can take tomorrow
Cotton Candy: Dip it in a dream
Ponies: Dip it in a dream
Cotton Candy: Separate the sorrow and
collect up all the cream
The candy man
Ponies: Candy man
Cotton Candy: Oh, the candy man can
Ponies The candy man can
Cotton Candy: The candy man can cause he
mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Ponies: Makes the world taste good
The Candy man makes everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Cotton Candy: Oh now you talk about your
child hood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who can take tomorrow
Ponies: Who can take tomorrow
Cotton Candy: Dip it in a dream
Ponies: Dip it in a dream
Cotton Candy: Separate the sorrow and
collect up all the cream
The candy man
Ponies: Candy man
Cotton Candy: Oh, the candy man can
Ponies: The candy man can
Cotton Candy: The candy man can cause he
mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Ponies: Makes the world taste good
Cotton Candy: Yes, the candy man can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Ponies: Makes the world taste good
Cotton Candy: Ah candy man, ah candy man, candy ma-a-a-an
Ponies: Makes the world taste good
Cotton Candy: Ah candy man ah candy man
Firefly: Aw, now I have a chocolate craving. Next up, Lofty, with some assistance from Baby Lofty.
Lofty: You got baby eyes and baby toes
A baby face and a baby nose
Oooh-ooohh-woo-woo-wooo
You're my baby, my beautiful baby
You've got baby ears and a baby chin
Baby size are the clothes you're in
Oooh-ooohh-woo-woo-wooo
You're my baby, my beautiful baby
You've got baby smiles
You've got baby wiles
You always wear those pretty baby styles
You're my B-A-B-Y
You've got a baby mouth and baby cheeks
And when you talk, you talk baby speech
Oooh-ooohh-woo-woo-wooo
You're my baby, my beautiful baby
(whistles an instrumental interlude)
You wear baby hats and baby shoes
You're pretty as a picture in the baby news
You're my B-A-B-Y
My beautiful baby
My beautiful baby
Firefly: (along with the audience) Awwwww! Now wasn't that the cutest thing you ever did see? Okay, we're nearing the end of the program here. And I think what we'll do is . . . . . (glances over, and sees Gusty, North Star, and Shady glaring at her) Uhh, why are you guys looking at me like that? (Gusty marches over and puts an apple on Firefly's head) What's this for?
Gusty: Just stand there. (orchestra begins to tune up) And now, for our final cultural part of the program . . . .
North Star: May we proudly present . . . . .
Shady: The William Tell Overture. (Gusty, North Star, and Shady pick up arrows, and aim them at the apple sitting on Firefly's head, as the beginning starts)
Firefly: Why are you looking at me like that? Guys? Guys? Oh no! (The chase is on! Gusty, North Star, and Shady chase Firefly around the stage with their arrows) Hey come on, you guys, can't you take a joke?! (towards the end of the whole chase, the three of them throw their arrows. They miss the apple, and hit Firefly right in the rump) YEEEEEOOOOOOUUUCCCHHH! (Gusty, North Star, and Shady take a bow)
Gusty: That is what is known as Sweet Revenge. Get the point?
Firefly: (yanking an arrow out of her rump) Yeah, I get the point all right. Ouch! (pulls remaining arrow out, turns to the audience, and sighs) And that concludes the Ponyland Follies. Good night.
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