(Opening. The Little Ponies gather at the Baby Bonnet School of Dance for a Christmas show that most of them are putting on. Firefly flies out to the stage, wearing a red scarf and Santa hat)
Firefly: Welcome, Little Ponies, to our Christmas show! (Little Ponies cheer) Our first act on the agenda is our rendition of the holiday classic, "Jingle Bells!"
(Ponies cheer, as Fizzy and Gusty walk out onto the stage, ready to sing)
Fizzy and Gusty: Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Fizzy: Ha, ha, ha!
Both: (Gusty gives Fizzy a funny look, and continue singing)
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Gusty: Now onto the second verse.
Both: (slower) A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Fizzy: What a name.
Gusty: Tell me about it!
Both: (continue singing) Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
(speed it up a little!)
We got into a drifted bank
And then we were upsot!
Gusty: (confused) Upsot?
Both: (continue the song)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Fizzy: That was nice. Now let's rock!
Gusty: Yeah!
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle Bells swing and Jingle Bells ring
Snowin' and blowin'
A bushel of fun
Now the Jingle Hop has begun
Fizzy: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle Bells chime in Jingle Bell time
Dancin' and prancin'
In Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air!
Gusty: What a bright time it's the right time
To rock the night away
Fizzy: Jingle Bell time is a swell time
To go riding in a one horse sleigh
Giddy up Jingle Horse
Kick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Gusty: Mix and mingle in a jingling beat
That's the Jingle Bell Rock!
Fizzy: What a bright time it's the right time
To rock the night away
Gusty: Jingle Bell time is a swell time
To go riding in a one horse sleigh
Giddy up jingle horse
Kick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Fizzy: Mix and mingle in a jingling beat
That's the Jingle Bell
Gusty: That's the Jingle Bell
Both: That's the Jingle Bell Rock!
(Fizzy and Gusty take their bows as all the little ponies cheer for them. Firefly returns out to the stage)
Firefly: That was really great, you guys. Now, for a little fun with me and my pony friends for "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Heart Throb: Which one, darling? Keith?
Firefly: Uhh, no.
Lickety Split: On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two Turtle Doves
Firefly: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Masquerade: On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French Hens
Lickety Split: Two Turtle Doves
Firefly: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Buttons: On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four Calling Birds
Masquerade: Three French Hens
Lickety Split: Two Turtle Doves
Firefly: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Applejack: On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
(very loud, right in Buttons ear) FIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Buttons: Very nice.
Applejack: Thanks.
Buttons: (clears throat) Four Calling Birds
Masquerade: Three French Hens
Lickety Split: Two Turtle Doves
Firefly: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Applejack: Finally, we're away from birds for awhile.
Sundance: Don't be too sure.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six Geese a-Laying
Applejack: Here we go with birds again. Oh well.
FIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Buttons: Four Calling Birds
Masquerade: Three French Hens
Lickety Split: Two Turtle Doves
Firefly: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Galaxy: On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven Swans a-Swimming
Sundance: Six Geese a-laying
Applejack: FIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Buttons: (rolling eyes) Four Calling Birds
Masquerade: Three French Hens
Lickety Split: Two Turtle Doves
Firefly: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Medley: On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight Maids a-milking
Galaxy: Seven swans a-swimming
Sundance: Six geese a-laying
Applejack: FIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Buttons: Four calling birds
Masquerade: Three French hens
Lickety Split: Two turtle doves
Firefly: And a partridge in a pear tree
Ribbon: On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine ladies dancing
Medley: Eight maids a-milking
Galaxy: Seven swans a-swimming
Sundance: Six geese a-laying
Applejack: FIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Buttons: Four calling birds
Masquerade: Three French hens
Lickety Split: Two turtle doves
Firefly: And a partridge in a pear tree. (spoken) This is exhausting!
Lofty: On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten lords a leaping
Ribbon: Nine ladies dancing
Medley: Eight maids a milking
Galaxy: Seven swans a swimming
Sundance: Six geese a laying
Applejack: FIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Buttons: Four calling birds
Masquerade: Three French hens
Lickety Split: Two turtle doves
Firefly: And a partridge in a pear tree
Moondancer: On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven pipers piping
Lofty: Ten lords a leaping
Ribbon: Nine ladies dancing
Medley: Eight maids a milking
Galaxy: Seven swans a swimming
Sundance: Six geese a laying
Applejack: FIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Buttons: Doesn't she ever quit?
Applejack: No.
Buttons: (sighs) Four calling birds
Masquerade: Three French hens
Lickety Split: Two turtle doves
Firefly: And a partridge in a pear tree
Gingerbread: On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming
Moondancer: Eleven pipers piping
Lofty: Ten lords a leaping
Ribbon: Nine ladies dancing
Medley: Eight maids a milking
Galaxy: Seven swans a swimming
Sundance: Six geese a laying
Applejack: (as loud as she can possibly go) FIIIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOLDEN RIIIIIIIINGS!
Buttons: Show off.
Applejack: Hee hee!
Buttons: Four calling birds
Masquerade: Three French hens
Lickety Split: Two turtle doves
Firefly: And a partridge in a peeeaaaarrrrr treeeeee! (collapses on stage, breathless) Whew! Who's idea was that to include that song in the program?!
Other Ponies: (loudly) YOURS!
Firefly: (smiles sheepishly) Oh yeah. Heh heh. I forgot. (clears throat) Okay, next on our program, a little song from Bow Tie, featuring the song being played out by Applejack as Santa Claus, and the Pegasus Ponies as the reindeer, with Spike as Rudolph.
(Bow Tie starts singing, and the ponies and Spike act out the song)
Bow Tie: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history
(Surprise walks in, unknown to Bow Tie, and winks at the audience)
Bow Tie: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Surprise: Reindeer
Bow Tie: Had a very shiny nose
Surprise: Like a light bulb
Bow Tie: And if you ever saw it
Surprise: Saw it
Bow Tie: You could even say it glows
Surprise: Like a light bulb
Bow Tie: All of the other reindeer
Surprise: Reindeer
Bow Tie: Used to laugh and call him names
Surprise: Like Dumbo
Bow Tie: They never let poor Rudolph
Surprise: Rudolph
Bow Tie: Join in any reindeer games
Surprise: Like Monopoly!
Bow Tie: Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Surprise: Ho, ho, ho!
Bow Tie: "Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
Surprise: Loved him
Bow Tie: As they shouted out with glee
Surprise: With glee!
Bow Tie: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Surprise: Reindeer
Bow Tie: You'll go down in history
Surprise: Like George Washington!
Bow Tie: (positively steamed) SURPRISE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! YOU JUST RUINED MY SONG!
Surprise: I thought it would be a neat surprise!
Bow Tie: Well, I'll show you a surprise! (begins chasing Surprise off the stage, and both of them are yelling and screaming)
Firefly: (clears throat) Uhhh, okay, fine. Next up, Shady and Gusty, singing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
Shady: Oh you'd better watch out
Gusty: WATCH OUT!
Shady: You'd better not cry
Gusty: Waaahhh!
Shady: You'd better not pout
Gusty: (pouts) Hmph!
Shady: I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's
Naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when your sleeping
(Gusty snores)
He knows when you're awake
Gusty: WAKE UP!
Shady: He knows if you've been bad or good
Gusty: So be good for goodness sake
Shady: Oh you'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Gusty: With little tin horns
And little toy drums
Rooty toot-toots
And rummy-tum-tums (stops singing for a moment) Who wrote this song anyway?
Shady: Just keep going.
Gusty: (continues singing) Santa Claus is coming to town
With curly head dolls
That toddle and coo
Elephants, boats
And kiddie cars too
Santa Claus is coming to town
Both: The kids in girl and boy land
Will have a jubilee
They're gonna build a Toyland town
All around the Christmas tree
Shady: Oh you'd better watch out
Gusty: You'd better not cry
Shady: You'd better not pout
I'm telling you why
Both: Santa Claus is coming to town!
Firefly: Very nice. Next something for the younger generation. Here is Baby Surprise.
Baby Surprise: I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep
I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Firefly: Awww, isn't she cute? (audience murmurs in agreement) Okay, next up, here is Baby Tiddley Winks, with another cute little Christmas song.
Baby Tiddley Winks: (spoken) 'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
When suddenly I heard
A strange noise down below
So in my flannel pajamas
I went tippy toe
I didn't see or hear Santa
From the sight where I stood
So I slid down the banister
As fast as I could
(slides down a prop banister, and crashes into a prop Christmas tree and presents, and other noise making knick knacks)
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
See my two front teeth
Gee if I could only have
My two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Christmas
It seems so long since I could say
Sister Suzy Sitting on a Thistle
Every time I try to speak
All I do is whistle
SSSSS!
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
See my two front teeth
Gee if I could only have
My two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Christmas
(picks up a kazoo and begins playing "Jingle Bells" on it)
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
See my two front teeth
Gee if I could only have
My two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Christmas
Christmas!
Oh for goodness sakes!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Firefly: All our apologies to Spike Jones for that one! Okay, next up in our show, a little song from the Twinkle Eye Ponies. And may we apologize to the Drifters in advance!
(Whizzer, Sweet Stuff, Masquerade, and Gingerbread walk out on the stage, dressed in metallic green suits and black metallic ties)
Masquerade: Doo doo dee doo
Others: Dit, dit, dit, dit-dit
Masquerade: Doo doo dee doo
Others: Dit, dit, dit, dit-dit (they continue this while Masquerade's singing)
Masquerade: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
The snow
Then I yi yi yi'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Gingerbread: I yi yi yi'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
And ohhh! Children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
Masquerade: Dooby dooby dooby
Gingerbread: I yi yi yi'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
Masquerade: May those days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright
Others: Ooooh oooh oooh ooooh oooh!
Masquerade: And may all your Christmases
Be white
Others: Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oooooohhhhhhh!
Firefly: Thank you, Big Brother Ponies. (rolls eyes) Sheesh. Well, back to the baby ponies. And again, we must apologize in advance to the Chipmunks, and Dave Seville.
(Ember, Baby Moondancer, and Baby Gory take the stage)
Baby Ponies: Christmas Christmastime is here
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good but we can't last
Hurry Christmas hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Baby Glory: Me I want a hula hoop
Baby Ponies: We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
Firefly: Okay girls, get ready. That was very good Ember.
Ember: Thanks.
Firefly: Very good Baby Moondancer.
Baby Moondancer: Hee, hee, hee!
Firefly: Baby Glory, you were a little flat, watch it.
Baby Glory: Okay.
Baby Ponies: Want a plane that loops the loop
Baby Glory: I still want a hula hoop!
Baby Ponies: We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
Firefly: Very good, girls. Now, here is Applejack, singing her rendition of a comedic Christmas song, with a little help from all the other little ponies. Your guess is as good as mine.
Applejack: I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Galaxy: YEEEOUCH!
Applejack: Somebody snitched on me!
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Heart Throb: EEEEEEEK!
Applejack: Somebody snitched on me!
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug (spills some ink)
I made Tommy eat a bug
Buttons: Bleah!
Applejack: Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me
So I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad (Moondancer and Glory begin yelling gibberish)
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad!
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Twilight: YEEEAAAAUUGGGHHH!
Applejack: Somebody snitched on me!
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Fizzy: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Applejack: Somebody snitched on me!
Did a dance on Mommy's plants (dances on some potted plants)
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me
So I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad Moondancer and Glory begin yelling gibberish)
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Skydancer: Ho, ho, ho!
Applejack: Somebody snitched on me!
He won't come visit me because
Skydancer: Aw, forget it!
Applejack: Somebody snitched on me!
Next year I'll be going straight (straightens a bent pipe cleaner)
Next year I'll be good just wait (Halo lights up over head)
I'd start now but it's too late
Others: (sarcastically) Aaawwww!
Applejack: Somebody snitched on me!
So I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad Moondancer and Glory begin yelling gibberish)
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
Firefly: She's been a baaaaad boy! I mean girl! Anybody in the mood for something a little more serious? (audience murmurs) I thought so. Next, the lovely and talented Miss Posey!
Posey: The holly and the ivy
When they are both full grown
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown
The rising of the sun
And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ
Sweet singing in the choir
The rising of the sun
And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ
Sweet singing in the choir
Firefly: Let's have another one like that. Here is Morning Glory!
Morning Glory: City sidewalks busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling
Of Christmas
Children laughing people passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner
You hear
Silver bells
Silver bells
It's Christmas time
In the city
Ring-a-ling
Hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day
Silver bells
Flutter Ponies: Silver bells
Morning Glory: Silver bells
Flutter Ponies: Silver bells
Morning Glory: It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling
Flutter Ponies: Ring-a-ling
Morning Glory: Hear them ring
Flutter Ponies: Hear them ring
Morning Glory: Soon it will be Christmas day
Soon it will be Christmas day
Firefly: Thank you Flutter Ponies. Now, for something a little different. We now bring you North Star, Magic Star, and Paradise.
Ponies: Here we come a-caroling
Among the leaves so green
Here we come a-wandering
So fair to be seen
Love and joy come to you
And to you a wassail too
Magic Star: What's a wassail?
Paradise: You got me.
Ponies: And God bless you
And send you a Happy New Year
And God send you a Happy New Year
North Star: I thought this was Christmas. Not New Years.
Magic Star: It's the way the song goes, I guess.
Firefly: I guess so, too. Okay, everybody, now we're going back to the cute stuff. Here is Sparkler, ready to entertain us.
Sparkler: Frosty the snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman
Was a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said let's run and we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away
Down through the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler STOP!
Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying don't you cry
I'll be back again some day
Firefly: Thank you, Sparkler. Next up on our show, Moondancer.
Moondancer: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Maybe we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling
You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily
In the new old fashioned way
Firefly: Okay, we're running out of songs here. Anybody got any ideas?
Surprise: I know a great one!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Firefly: (angrily) NO! I will not have that song in my Christmas show!
Surprise: Okay, then, I've got another one (begins singing in a very deep voice)
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch
Firefly: (heaves a frustrated sigh) No, no, no! Doesn't anybody have a song?
Glory: I do. Here it goes!
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus Lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pulling on the rein
Bells are ringing children singing
All is merry and bright
Surprise: Clocks
Glory: (gives Surprise a confused look, but keeps singing anyway)
Hang your stocking and say your prayers
Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus Lane
He's got a bag that is filled with toys
For the boys and girls again
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle
What a beautiful sight
Jump in bed cover up your head
Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus Lane
He doesn't care if your rich or poor
For he loves you just the same
Santa knows that we're God's children
That makes everything right
Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer
Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus Lane
He'll come around when the chimes ring out
Then it's Christmas morn again
Peace on Earth come to all if
We just follow the light
Let's give thanks to the Lord above
Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Firefly: Thank you, Glory. You too, Surprise, although I'm not quite sure how clocks fit into that song. (gives the audience a confused look) Anyway . . . . . here is Buttons!
Buttons: Up on the housetop reindeer pause
Baby Moondancer: Reindeer have paws?
Baby Glory: Not that kind of paws, silly!
Buttons: (continues singing) Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones Christmas joys
Baby Moondancer and Baby Glory: Ho ho ho
Buttons: Who wouldn't go?
Baby Ponies: Ho ho ho
Buttons: Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop
Click click click
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick
First comes the stocking of little Nell
Oh dear Santa fill it well
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries
One that will open and shut her eyes
Baby Ponies: Ho ho ho
Buttons: Who wouldn't go?
Baby Ponies: Ho ho ho
Buttons: Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop
Click click click
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick
Look in the stocking of little Bill
Oh just see what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer and lots of tacks
Whistle and ball and a set of jacks
Baby Ponies: Ho ho ho
Buttons: Who wouldn't go?
Baby Ponies: Ho ho ho
Buttons: Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop
Click click click
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick
Firefly: I think we're nearing the end of our program. Next up, Bow Tie! With a little help from Cotton Candy, Applejack, and Bubbles.
Bow Tie: Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring ting a tingling too
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: Come in it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling yoo hoo
Applejack: Yoo hoo!
Bubbles: Yoo hoo!
Cotton Candy: Yoo hoo!
Bow Tie: Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Applejack: And you
Bubbles: And you
Cotton Candy: And you!
Bow Tie: Giddy up giddy up giddy up
Let's go, let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonder land of snow
Giddy up giddy up giddy up
It's grand, just holding your hand
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintery fairy land
Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: We're snuggled up together
Like two birds of a feather would be
Let's take that road before us
And sing a chorus or two
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: Come on it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: There's a birthday party at
The home of Farmer Gray
It'll be the perfect ending of
A perfect day
We'll be singing the songs we love to sing
Without a single stop
By the fire place where
We'll watch the chestnuts pop
Other Ponies: Pop pop pop!
Bow Tie: There's a happy feeling nothing
In the world could buy
When we pass around the coffee and
The pumpkin pie
It'll be just like a picture print
By Courier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives
Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy and cozy are we
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: We're snuggled up together
Like two birds of a feather should be
Let's take that road before us
And sing a chorus or two
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: Come on it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Giddy up giddy up giddy up
Let's go, let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy up giddy up giddy up
It's grand just holding your hand
Applejack: Or hoof
Bow Tie: We're gliding along with a song
Of a wintery fairy land
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring ting a tingling too
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Bow Tie: Come on it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling yoo hoo
Other Ponies: Yoooooo hooooooo!
Bow Tie: Come on it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Other Ponies: Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding
Ring a ling a ling a diiiiing dooonnnng diiiiiing!
Firefly: There go a nice bunch of ding dongs. I MEAN little ponies! (blushes a little) Ahem. Anyhow, here come the Baby Ponies again, for a cute little number.
Baby Ponies: The toy shop door is locked up tight
And everything is quiet for the night
When suddenly the clock strikes twelve
The fun's begun
The dolls are in their best arrayed
It's going to be a wonderful parade
Hark to the drum oh here they come
Cries everyone
Here them all cheering
Now they are nearing
There's the captain stiff as starch
Bayonets flashing
Music is crashing
As the wooden soldiers march
Sabers are clinking
Soldiers are winking
At each pretty little maid
Half the Baby Ponies: Here they come
Here they come
Other Half: Here they come
Here they come
All Baby Ponies: Wooden soldiers on parade
Surprise: That was so sweet, I think it gave me cavities
Firefly: (ignoring Surprise) Next up Medley and Buttons!
Medley: Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'
A beautiful sight we're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland
Buttons: Gone away is the blue bird
Here to stay is the new bird
He sings a love song as we go along
Walking in a winter wonderland
Medley: In the meadow we can build a snowman
Buttons: And pretend that he is Parson Brown
Medley: He'll say "are you married?"
Buttons: We'll say "no man"
Both: "But you can do the job
When you're in town"
Medley: Later on, we'll conspire
Buttons: As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
Medley: The plans that we've made
Both: Walking in a winter wonderland
Buttons: In the meadow we can build a snowman
Medley: And pretend that he's a circus clown
Buttons: We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman
Both: Until the other kiddies knock him down
Buttons: When it snows, ain't it thrillin'
Medley: Though your nose gets a chillin'
Both: We'll frolic and play
The Eskimo way
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Firefly: And now . . . . .
Surprise: (flying onto the stage, interrupting Firefly) Hey Firefly!
Firefly: (groans, and mumbles) Not again. (turns to Surprise) What is it now, Surprise?
Surprise: Can I please sing something! I have a good song, I promise!
Firefly: Are you sure it isn't (sings) Grandma got run over by a reindeer!
Surprise: No! I promise it isn't that. Come on, Firefly. This is tasteful, I promise!
Firefly: (sighs) Oh all right, Surprise, but if you mention anything about Grandmas and reindeer, you're gonna get it!
Surprise: I won't! I promise I won't!
Firefly: (muttering) If I know her, she'll sing something about getting a hippopotamus for Christmas or something like that, I don't know what I'm gonna do with her.
Surprise: Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be
Out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the yuletide gay
From now on, our troubles
Will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star atop the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
Firefly: Gosh, Surprise, you really surprised me there!
Surprise: I'm just full of surprises! (giggles, and slides a box towards Firefly)
Firefly: (excited) For me?! Oh boy! (rips off the wrapping paper, and opens the box. A Santa Claus figure pops out and hits Firefly in the face with a pie)
Surprise: Wasn't that a great, SURPRISE?! (laughs, and flies off)
Firefly: I'll never learn, will I? (shakes banana cream off her face) Anyway, moving right along, here is Ribbon with another cute little number.
Ribbon: I walk along the city streets
As it's nearing Christmas day
And the falling snow is music to my ears
In the rumble of the subways
To the shoppers hustling by
There's a melody in everything I hear
It's like a Christmas serenade
Street musicians and the horse drawn sleighs
Colored street lights watch the world at play
A Christmas serenade
From the Santas on the corner
To the skaters in the park
Every sound's another symphony to me
I can hear the Christmas carols
From the children in the square
Singing songs of peace in perfect harmony
It's like a Christmas serenade
Street musicians and the horse drawn sleighs
Colored street lights watch the world at play
A Christmas serenade
Deep in my heart I can hear a song
Wish the feeling lasted all year long
It's like a Christmas serenade
Street musicians and the horse drawn sleighs
Colored street lights watch the world at play
A Christmas serenade
It's like a Christmas serenade
Street musicians and the horse drawn sleighs
Colored street lights watch the world at play
A Christmas serenade
Firefly: Well, we're coming to the end of our program. We hope you all enjoyed it. Let's get every pony on the stage for our big farewell!
Surprise: (jumps in front of Firefly, and begins to ham it up)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer . . . . .
Firefly: (extremely angry) I told you I didn't want that one on my program! (groans) Okay, every Pony. Sing it!
All: We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a Happy New Year
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Unicorns: Oh give us some figgy pudding
Oh give us some figgy pudding
Oh give us some figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer
All: Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Pegasus Ponies: We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
So bring some out here
All: Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Earth Ponies: We wish you a Merry Christmas
Pegasus Ponies: We wish you a Merry Christmas
Unicorns: We wish you a Merry Christmas
All: And a Happy New Year
All: We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year!
The End